The Art of Lying
"Some people smoke,
― (via difficult)
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
the family business
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I have a love for her that runs deep.
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
Me: this ain't a scene it's a
Officer: dont u dare
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
IM PRETTY SURE MY SCHOOL AGENDA JUST TOLD ME MY JOHNLOCK FANFICTION IS ILLEGAL
nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 3: favorite male character: Terry Jeffords
"He’s so strong but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."