you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help
what am i doing in this movie
the paycheck wasnt worth it
i regret this decision greatly
THATS SO FUNNY
year 3056mother: lay down and close your eyes little child, i will sing you a song of our ancestors passed down generation to generation...
child: ok mommy!
mother: everything in the jungle wanna eat you baby, i can't blame 'em 'cause u look so fine, i wanna give you sexual rabies, gimme that sweet sweet monkey vagine, though i want to put your pelvis in traction, in pandora the main attraction is blue rabbits fucking
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out
are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?
like idk dan you figure it out
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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles.
I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite
But it slowly gets more agressive
And more agressive
Then it’s just plain rude
And my personal favourite
Teen Wolf 4.05 I.E.D.: Malia Tate
"It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."
— Chris Evans
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them