I’m not ashamed to admit that there is very little I wouldn’t do for free musical tickets.
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
"Supernatural’s 200th episode will be something of a “musical-ish” episode"― Jeremy Carver, TCA Summer Panel (via deanisanactualprincess)
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
Lydia “I’m not a fucking psychic” Martin
a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
A woman with twelve boobs walks down the street. Sounds funny, dozen tit?
If all of her boobs were made of mahagony, it would be funnier, wooden tit?
Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students
STOP DIS RIGHT NOW
first of all, fuck you
Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace.
Warren Peace, man.
"It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any."― Hugh Laurie (via larmoyante)
(x) Toothless and Cloudjumper being adorable in the background (◡‿◡✿).