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creativealias:

The Art of Lying

#Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well

"Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."

― (via difficult)

obsessedwithspn:

coolsail:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

 saving people

hunting things

the family business

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

barachiki:

barachiki:

The Holmes brothers step outside for a quick ice lolly break.

barachiki:

barachiki:

The Holmes brothers step outside for a quick ice lolly break.

image

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thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

wtf-fun-factss:

scary Japanese movies: Guinea Pig (film series) -  WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

scary Japanese movies: Guinea Pig (film series) WTF fun facts

Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
Me: this ain't a scene it's a
Officer: dont u dare
Me: gOD
Officer: stop
Me: dDAMN
Officer: SToP
Me: ARMS
Officer: rACE

echrai:

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

IM PRETTY SURE MY SCHOOL AGENDA JUST TOLD ME MY JOHNLOCK FANFICTION IS ILLEGAL

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

IM PRETTY SURE MY SCHOOL AGENDA JUST TOLD ME MY JOHNLOCK FANFICTION IS ILLEGAL

nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 3: favorite male character: Terry Jeffords
"He’s so strong but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."