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dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

year 3056

mother: lay down and close your eyes little child, i will sing you a song of our ancestors passed down generation to generation...
child: ok mommy!
mother: everything in the jungle wanna eat you baby, i can't blame 'em 'cause u look so fine, i wanna give you sexual rabies, gimme that sweet sweet monkey vagine, though i want to put your pelvis in traction, in pandora the main attraction is blue rabbits fucking

samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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frankoceanfanclub:

me

frankoceanfanclub:

me

Teen Wolf 4.05 I.E.D.: Malia Tate


"It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."
— Chris Evans

"It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."

— Chris Evans

lotrlockedwhovian:

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

…what

ryvetted4:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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